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Never Trust A Fish - Super Soft T-Shirt

Never Trust A Fish - Super Soft T-Shirt

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Growing up spending summers in the ocean, that lingering “what the f*#k just brushed against me” feeling never leaves. Unless you’re at a swimming pool or in the crystal-clear waters of the Caribbean—or maybe Lake Tahoe, where unlimited visibility lets you see that what bumped into you is nothing more than a pool noodle or another biped—I’m talking about a completely different kind of encounter.

Consider this your friendly warning: be wary of our aquatic neighbors, our fishy friends and Never Trust A Fish. And what about that whole short-term memory thing? And the expression something's fishy going on. How could you ever expect them to keep a secret? 


Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. 

Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. 

Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. 

Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. 

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