{"product_id":"i-just-thought-tee","title":"I Just Thought - Super Soft T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEven if no one ever buys this, I've got one—because there are those moments when I shake my head in disbelief that you've survived this long without Darwin coming to claim you. Sometimes in life, we all take shortcuts or skip parts of the directions—But FFS. Yes, the molten glue extruding from the end of a glue gun is going to burn you if you touch it. Yes, there's a good reason we warned you not to drop the turkey in boiling oil all at once. And yes, we all despise the know-it-all—but sometimes, just sometimes, there really is a reason to listen to others because there is a method to the madness. \u003cstrong\u003e\"I just thought\" \u003c\/strong\u003eRIP\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeather CVC Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAthletic Heather and Black Heather CVC\u003c\/strong\u003e: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeather Prism Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeather Prism Blue\u003c\/strong\u003e: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Randanitees","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":48134035996909,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-SM","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":48134036029677,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-MD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":48134036062445,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-LG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48134036095213,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":48134036127981,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-2X","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":48134036160749,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-3X","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":48134036193517,"sku":"R013-3001CVCBK-4X","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4670\/1293\/files\/FrontIJustthought.png?v=1748105028","url":"https:\/\/randsanitees.com\/products\/i-just-thought-tee","provider":"Randsanitees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}