Let the world know how you feel

I’m Randy Malloy. For over three decades, I built a career in the music industry, owning and running one of the last nationally recognized independent alternative rock radio stations. After three decades in the game, I find myself back on the market—exploring new opportunities and embracing the unknown.

Join me in navigating this next chapter through my social channels, my co-starring role in a YouTube show, and my latest venture—sharing the shirts and merchandise I’ve created and worn for years. The Randsanity® continues.

This collection of apparel and accessories reflects my unique—if sometimes questionable—sense of fashion. Most of my shirts are black—not because I’m moody or goth, but simply because I’m messy. Spills happen, and darker shirts hide the evidence better, hence the sea of black in my wardrobe. Of course, you’re free to express your own color scheme however you like.

Every shirt and design has a story, and I’m sharing them because, well—why not? I appreciate you taking the time to check out the collection. Maybe you’ll even find something fun that speaks to your sense of style (or lack thereof) and humor.

Oh, and there’s a charity component to all of this. Every purchase contributes partial proceeds to an accredited 501(c)(3) charity helping children.

If you’ve made it this far—why stop now? Click some pictures, read some descriptions, and maybe snag something that’ll make you smile. Thanks for stopping by! And if you sign up for the mailing list... I have no idea what might show up in your inbox or mailbox—but hey, surprises are fun.

rand·san·i·ty

rand-ˈsa-nə-tē • plural: randsanitees

Definition:

Dated: A severe form of chaotic, random thought—a disordered state of mind often manifesting as a specific condition.

Legal: The inability to comprehend reality at a level necessary for entering contracts, relationships, or social agreements—sometimes conveniently used to sidestep criminal or civil responsibility.

Extreme folly: A mindset where logic is optional, impulse reigns, and the plan (if there is one) is made on the fly.

Also: A way of life embraced by those who thrive in randomness, laugh in the face of order, and proudly wear their madness on their sleeves.